Sunday, February 20, 2005

The 3rd way

With all the hullabaloo over creationism and evolution why isn’t anybody talking about what I believe? That human life came from outer space. In the past, people who believed in astrobiology and aliens were dateless weirdoes who sat in front of a computer in their underwear (hey, wait a minute). But now even legitimate publications like National Geographic don’t mock the idea. According to the article “… the primordial soup theory is being increasingly disputed. Many geophysicists now say the Earth did not have enough gases, like ammonia and methane, from which organic material like amino acids could be produced. Many scientists believe there is increasing evidence that comets supplied at least part of the raw material for the origin of life on Earth”

Before you think that ‘astrobiology’ points toward evolution these guys say it strengthens the case for creationism “The fervent search to authenticate 'astrobiology' has generated much data, but to date this has, if anything, strengthened the Genesis record of the creation of life.”

And then comes the head of the spaceology department at Tijuana University who speaks the truth, aliens are responsible for humankind and built the Pyramids. Now we’re through the looking glass here people. How could the Egyptians possibly have built their pyramid facing the exact magnetic North Pole without even having a compass? FYI, a compass was not invented for a few thousand years after the ancient Egyptians were long gone? IS THAT LIKELY???? This is how it really worked: Those aliens, abundant in their knowledge and drowning in technology, came along and using their compasses, they landed on earth and found the actual magnetic north and south poles. THEN THEY BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!

So you people can keep your Darwin and your Bible I know everything I need to know.


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