Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Who's really f**king America

You're just so clever, pulling out the same hackneyed act that Hannity does every night from 6-9. "America Hating" - how fresh. I'm surprised you didn't follow it up with "Take my Wife, Please." Get that act on the road. Have you ever wondered why Hollywood is overwhelming Democrat -they're actually entertaining.

I don't claim to be clever, so I won't try to be, but if you want to know who's f**king middle America, why don't you look in the mirror.

Hey Mr. Moral Values, it's been 25 years and abortion is still legal. You've been buying that bill of goods for a quarter-century from your leaders, when do you expect to take delivery?

Twenty-five years ago, you pretty much had gay people terrified in the closet. Now they're all over TV and in your workplace and teaching your kids. What are your leaders doing about that?

Smaller and more responsible government - it's only gotten bigger and more wasteful under Republican leadership. Plus, they've brought you such wonderful small government initiatives like the War on Drugs, No Child Left Behind, and a Medicare drug benefit, the largest entitlement program since the 1960s. The funny part is, you still think Ronald Reagan stood for these things - he was the worst Democratic charicacture come to life - spend, spend, spend.

Your leaders keep promising you things and you keep buying their bullshit.

I'm in a win-win situation...

If you're right, I'll be rich and prosperous and safe and if you screw America, you'll be out of power and at least I'll get something I want. You'll just be left with disillusionment, a bunch of lies and IOUs from your leaders.


Blogger LordMacster said...

You are indeed correct.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can always tell when I hit a nerve with LB. Curse, and acuse me of being a hanity clone, OOOH take that swansons. LH

6:56 PM  
Blogger Outlier said...

I'm just calling it like I see it. Are you and all your brownshirted jackbooted thugs going to the BTI Center on Thursday to enforce the "Do Not Dissent" list?

I don't think you're up to it - you'll probably breakdown into hysterical crying when you see the limo pull up. "I LOVE YOU GW!"

Too bad you got such short notice; now you'll have spend all day tomorrow listening to the radio to get your talking points down. Remember, it's called "personalization", not "privatization". Don't violate the speech code, or you'll find yourself outside the the circle.

Of course, when in doubt, you can just make up any bullshit and follow it up with a crack at Ted Kennedy.

Run along now - I hear there's a gay person that's getting treated like a human being. You better put a stop to that, you don't want them getting ideas...

9:46 PM  

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